I really, really, really wanted to tell ya’ll about this, but I just plain forgot until today.  And it’s too late for this year!

September 19 is National Talk Like a Pirate Day.  And before you think I’ve totally lost it, consider this linguistic lesson that teaches the uninformed how to talk like a pirate:

Of course, funeral professionals have to be even more careful than others about the things they say and the way they say them, so you might consider waiting until the weekend to let a few “saucy wenches” or “arrrr!s” fly.

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